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THE SCROLL: Vagina Dentata
Notes On Autoincorrect, Cthulhu Club, Memelords, Scrollars, Shenanigators, Meta Writing, Houdini, Eyesick Newton, The True Nature of Hickeys, Vaping…
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THE SCROLL: Society Has Jumped The Shark
Notes On Algorithmic Mayhem, Eye of Sauron Tree Topper, Fixing People, Football Zombies, Night People vs. Morning People, Pareidolia, The Misplaced Odes…
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THE SCROLL: You May Fascinate A Woman By Giving Her A Piece Of Cheese
Notes On Carly Rae Jesper, Chicks Dig Coldplay, Dick Rolling, Gooning for Faygo, Grooming, Ivermectin Psyop, Jiangshi, The Katz Came Back, Pi, Punkpunk…
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THE SCROLL: Space Raptor Butt Invasion
Notes On Doomscrolling, A Spike In Introversion, Memelords, Shenanigators, Scrollars, Forbidden Fun With Frozen Potatoes, Alchemy, Twitter/X, Grok…
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THE SCROLL: Adventures in Algorithmlandia: Who Has The Map?!
Notes On Scrying Cyborgs, The Nanny State, Weaponized Normalcy Bias, Thoughts, Overpopulated Government, Cassowary Chic, Dumb Bastards, Memelords…
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THE SCROLL: The Most Effective Troll Ever
Notes On Chandra Hardy, Communicating In Fluent Swahili, Memelords, The More You Know, The Harder It Is To Socialize, Chicken Torture Devices, The…
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THE SCROLL: Is This A Depopulation Crisis Or Are You Just Happy To See My Boobs?
Notes On The Future of Education Policy, The Internet of Things, The Internet of Bodies, The Secret Nature of Women, The Ugly Side of The Christmas…
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THE SCROLL: Cow Poetry At The Cattle Revolt
Notes On Eldritch Horror Jolene, Cow Poetry, The Cattle Revolt, The Ministry of Silly Walks, A Post-Trump Spike In Vasectomies, Memelords, Drive-By…
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THE SCROLL: The Planet Does Not Have A CO2 Problem. The Planet Has A Psychopathic Genocidal Oligarchy Problem.
Notes On 2A, A Plethora of Badasses, Aze Alter, Darladriel, Jigsaw, Memelords, Pop Will Eat Itself, Predator, Mirror Project, They Live, Tracy Chapman…
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THE SCROLL: KA CHOW, Fellow Weirdos!
Notes On The Big Mikes, Cthulhu Club, Diddy, Defection, The Idolatry of Insanity, Memelords, The Federal Fantasy Football Draft, Shriek Weevil…
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THE SCROLL: Crotch Magic
Notes On Belligerent Potatoes, Fake Ass Pandas, "Full-Throated Fascists," Non-Consent for Governance, Our Subverted History, Spicy Baby Showers…
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THE SCROLL: Memes For The Meme God! Scrolls For The Scroll Throne!
Notes On Cthulhu Club, Darla the Dog, Debanking Diddy, The Perplexing Perplexicon, Scrollars, Pirate Ships and Sea Shanties, This Could Be Us, and…
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