In Which I Say and Hear All Kinds of Bizarre Things, You Use Those Things As Writing Prompts, and The Winner Takes Glory, Bragging Rights, and a Free Year Of The Starfire Codes on Substack....
You must have been!!! The sniffing glue one. And our convertible ride through dumpster fire clown world! and the panda bear eating the head......swedish alien chefs!! 🤣🤣🤣
I agree with Jacqueline and these are so funny. The Buffalo Bill one is HITL, it's got to be Aveeno or some other overpriced skin butter but top shelf bc that was great. My favorite one though is the cuteness aggression from beyond the grave. 🤣❤️ That cat was adorable.
No Speckles, you didn't have to go so hard Spots cried as the family feasted on Speckles fried legs lamenting about the sacrifice Speckles made, just to make the egg thieves happy. 🤣🤣
Okay, the AI pictures truly add a whole new level of demented cray to the hilariously bizzaro sentences, ahahahaha! The thirst bot image is more nightmare fodder. LMAO
I feel like a winner having 2 of my sentences in there.
"We didn't just cast pearls before swine. We strung them up on a rope and clasped them around Mabel's neck so she'd have something to clutch at the fundraiser" is next-level.
It was a timely and fire joke. Demi is hilarious. The Fucktardia one is able to be a skit show just roasting Clown world and called Schennigans in Fucktardia and it could be pretty darn good with the right topics and I'm voting for Are Pandas Real or is China just fuxking with everyone?
I don't have much XP with it, but if you use paraphrasing with video generative AI like Luma, Sora, or Stable Diffusion 3 Runway you can get some real uncanny valley videos. Read the agreements first.
OH MY GOD!!! First of all~ BRILLIANT idea to put the sentences into AI pics.
All I could do was snort-laugh the whole way through!!! You've just added an extra layer of hilarity. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was DYING through the whole thing!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You must have been!!! The sniffing glue one. And our convertible ride through dumpster fire clown world! and the panda bear eating the head......swedish alien chefs!! 🤣🤣🤣
The look on the kekekekek faces. OMFG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And then there's the classic and even classier Alpaca pack. I mean, why would you ever want to leave them?
LMFAO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can I hang out with you guys in Clown world dystopia where there's convertibles and zombie clowns,pleeeeaseee. 😁
Yes! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Of course!!! Jump in!!
I agree with Jacqueline and these are so funny. The Buffalo Bill one is HITL, it's got to be Aveeno or some other overpriced skin butter but top shelf bc that was great. My favorite one though is the cuteness aggression from beyond the grave. 🤣❤️ That cat was adorable.
LMFAO!! Speckles hard in da brine - OMFG - his face!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
No Speckles, you didn't have to go so hard Spots cried as the family feasted on Speckles fried legs lamenting about the sacrifice Speckles made, just to make the egg thieves happy. 🤣🤣
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Okay, the AI pictures truly add a whole new level of demented cray to the hilariously bizzaro sentences, ahahahaha! The thirst bot image is more nightmare fodder. LMAO
I feel like a winner having 2 of my sentences in there.
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Rusty thirst bot!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The AI image generator really provides great entertainment value. I love how Theodore Atkinson always captions them "Creepy Substack AI." LOL
I always laugh at that too!! Hahahah!! <3
Oooooh mercy - your picks for this month are pure fire! Also happy to see one of my weird-assed thoughts pop up here as well... ;-)
LONG LIVE THE SHENANIGANS!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you, Demi! Honored to make it, and what a fun contest. Can't wait to read the other submissions!
Thanks for playing the game with us!! Congratulations!! It’s always such a blast - I look forward to it every month!! :)
"Because fuck you. That's why." - Diogenes
I didn't think I could love Diogenes more than I already do.
Diogenes is one of Taoist Sage's nicknames for me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My statement stands.
Awww!!! 🥹🥰🥹🥰
Diogenes as shown has six fingers on his left hand. Inigo Montoya says it doesn't matter.
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"We didn't just cast pearls before swine. We strung them up on a rope and clasped them around Mabel's neck so she'd have something to clutch at the fundraiser" is next-level.
LOL!! Thanks!! 🤣🤣🤣
I loved this one too.
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By thanking us, you are essentially saying, "Thank you for being a lunatic who regularly says the most FUBAR, trip-tarded things imaginable."
All of THE BEST PEOPLE do!!!! 🤣
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQtftST1tGw
It was a timely and fire joke. Demi is hilarious. The Fucktardia one is able to be a skit show just roasting Clown world and called Schennigans in Fucktardia and it could be pretty darn good with the right topics and I'm voting for Are Pandas Real or is China just fuxking with everyone?
LMFAO!!! Thank you!!! <3
So much to shenanigan with!
SHENANIGANS!!!
Yes but that's poor grammar in the sentence I've contrived above...8^)
You'll have to shenanigan again to fix it. Reshenaniganing is always encouraged.
Harry Potter in Vietnam has six fingers on his right hand. There's a gentleman here who says his name is Inigo Montoya.
How do I know he's a gentleman? He has a sword.
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I don't have much XP with it, but if you use paraphrasing with video generative AI like Luma, Sora, or Stable Diffusion 3 Runway you can get some real uncanny valley videos. Read the agreements first.
That sounds like it would be fun to play around with!
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https://substack.com/profile/55059520-rat/note/c-60596185
Here is my submission to this contest.. https://open.substack.com/pub/blastedreality/p/better-to-always-be-ourselves-we Enjoy.
Thanks for playing the game with us!! :)
Many thanks for the memes and the trouble in posting.
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