In Which I Say and Hear All Kinds of Bizarre Things, You Use Those Things As Writing Prompts, and The Winner Takes Glory, Bragging Rights, and a Free Year Of The Starfire Codes on Substack....
Wow! Thank you! Such a great surprise, especially needed today!
Congratulations!! 🙏🏻💜💫
"The guy was like an MK Ultra Mr. Ed meets Son of Sam mainlining MSNBC and meth.."
LMAO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://bcmoore2.substack.com/p/october-tale
Thanks, Brian!! 🙏🏻💜💫
Volume 10 sentences submission. Thanks Demi!
A Dream of Frogs by Asperges
The frogs are not what they seem.
A prism in shards, just a dream.
Splinters of light rend the gray
‘round the frame of my eyes to nothing, to fog.
Through my mind coursing echoes, seething regret;
You could have conversed with the frogs!
Yet,
the frogs are not what they seem…..
Still the prism refracting, unseen.
Thanks, Asperges!
A Freedom Fest panelist discussing John Kerry: “The guy was like an MK Ultra Mr. Ed meets Son of Sam mainlining MSNBC and meth.”
The most obvious haiku ever... https://substack.com/@ratsays/note/c-71090148
'She has those nips akimbo' is just asking to be a lyric. 🤣
LMFAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Bimbo and limbo are the obvious, yet delightful, rhyming options. LOOOOOTS of potential here for a hit. 🤪🎸🎶❤️
Kimbo's Adventures Akimbo in Bimbo Limbo
😂😂!!
I could even go rap-style, if I make those 'L's' silent it's a hot rhyme:
She sho is smooth an' nimble
Like ridin' a handheld gimbal
Her nips may be crooked
But her face is damn good-lookin'
“Sentences I never thought I’d say”… Hmmmm… Let me think 🤔🤔🤔. Oh I know, how about the following:
1) - “Of COURSE I’ll still respect you in the morning”
2) - “Yes honey, I’m in complete agreement with you“
3) - “I enjoy visiting my in-laws”
4) - “My mother-in-law is a wonderful woman” (she actually IS btw)
5) - “I enjoy talking to cops” (I’m actually married to one)
6) - “I’ve swum with great white sharks” (I’m a licensed scuba diver)
7) - “I enjoy skydiving”
8) - “I have a crush on one of my co-workers” (but can’t bring myself to tell her 🤐)
9) - “The Fast & The Furious movies now absolutely suck”
10) - “I’m loving being a dad” (now a dad to 2 kids, aged 3 & 16 days old).
…I hope this okay 🤞😌🤞
Thanks for the entry, Dyce! :)
Wow! Thank you! Such a great surprise, especially needed today!
Congratulations!! 🙏🏻💜💫
"The guy was like an MK Ultra Mr. Ed meets Son of Sam mainlining MSNBC and meth.."
LMAO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://bcmoore2.substack.com/p/october-tale
Thanks, Brian!! 🙏🏻💜💫
Volume 10 sentences submission. Thanks Demi!
A Dream of Frogs by Asperges
The frogs are not what they seem.
A prism in shards, just a dream.
Splinters of light rend the gray
‘round the frame of my eyes to nothing, to fog.
Through my mind coursing echoes, seething regret;
You could have conversed with the frogs!
Yet,
the frogs are not what they seem…..
Still the prism refracting, unseen.
Thanks, Asperges!
A Freedom Fest panelist discussing John Kerry: “The guy was like an MK Ultra Mr. Ed meets Son of Sam mainlining MSNBC and meth.”
The most obvious haiku ever... https://substack.com/@ratsays/note/c-71090148
'She has those nips akimbo' is just asking to be a lyric. 🤣
LMFAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Bimbo and limbo are the obvious, yet delightful, rhyming options. LOOOOOTS of potential here for a hit. 🤪🎸🎶❤️
Kimbo's Adventures Akimbo in Bimbo Limbo
😂😂!!
I could even go rap-style, if I make those 'L's' silent it's a hot rhyme:
She sho is smooth an' nimble
Like ridin' a handheld gimbal
Her nips may be crooked
But her face is damn good-lookin'
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Sentences I never thought I’d say”… Hmmmm… Let me think 🤔🤔🤔. Oh I know, how about the following:
1) - “Of COURSE I’ll still respect you in the morning”
2) - “Yes honey, I’m in complete agreement with you“
3) - “I enjoy visiting my in-laws”
4) - “My mother-in-law is a wonderful woman” (she actually IS btw)
5) - “I enjoy talking to cops” (I’m actually married to one)
6) - “I’ve swum with great white sharks” (I’m a licensed scuba diver)
7) - “I enjoy skydiving”
8) - “I have a crush on one of my co-workers” (but can’t bring myself to tell her 🤐)
9) - “The Fast & The Furious movies now absolutely suck”
10) - “I’m loving being a dad” (now a dad to 2 kids, aged 3 & 16 days old).
…I hope this okay 🤞😌🤞
Thanks for the entry, Dyce! :)
Congratulations!! 🙏🏻💜💫