THE SCROLL: You May Fascinate A Woman By Giving Her A Piece Of Cheese

Notes On Carly Rae Jesper, Chicks Dig Coldplay, Dick Rolling, Gooning for Faygo, Grooming, Ivermectin Psyop, Jiangshi, The Katz Came Back, Pi, Punkpunk, Underground Cheese Bunkers, and more....

Jan 18, 2025

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

PAST EDITIONS OF THE SCROLL

THE PERPLEXICON

12:50. Press Return.

Chicks Dig Coldplay

Don't you fucking look at me - Frank Booth - quickmeme

Dick Roll With Extra Cheese

Gooning For Faygo

Grooming

The Ivermectin Psyop

The Katz Came Back

Memelords, Shenanigators, and Scrollars… OH MY!

Punk Punk… Punk Punk Punk PUNK.PUNK.PUNK….

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Jan 18

Well, I tried this, wife took the cheese, ate it, then went back to watching the final episode of Yellowstone. No sign of fascination so far. Will keep you posted as the situation develops. lol

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2 replies by The Starfire Codes and others

An excellent collection of the fun that is Notes. I am proud of my contribution. Also still dying from the throwing cheese on babies clip.

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