I used to walk home from school, straight through the house and into the pool with my clothes on. I thought it was funny. My mom did not. I was grounded. It was worth it every time.
I never thought to do the pool thing, but also it wouldn't have freaked my parents out. They were too used to me, even then. It would start pouring rain and I'd go sit in the yard in a t-shirt and cutoffs. "Ok, crazy. Don't track it in the house." They'd just toss me a towel. LOL!
That's nice. I did things like that too, the only difference was the getting in trouble part. Rain is worth getting in trouble for. :) I also liked to play in the snow like it was summer, shorts and a shirt. "What I am already wearing" was usually the best choice.. After you go numb, you're good. I love the rain too. To this day, if it's raining in a parking lot, I SLOW down, unless there's lightning everywhere. I like watching the silly humans run. Sometimes I will make a comment like "oh, don't run, it's nice!" or "Free shower?" But if there's lightning, then I get the HECK outa THERE! I was grounded during a fresh snow once. (more than once). I tied a tiny Barbie bucket (for Barbie) to a jump rope and I would lower it down to the first floor (2 story house). My nice lil sister would pack it full of snow for me. Then I would haul it up and eat it.
I love that you like sitting in the rain though. There are many silly humans who don't know what the big, soft, steady rain feels like. It's beautiful.
Yeah, for sure - if they saw lightning, they would have demanded I go inside. LOL! But other than that, they were generally amused by the tiny lunatic they were coexisting with and just sort of allowed for whatever within reason.
That's nice. I am glad there was a little tiny Demi lunatic running around doing what she wanted to do. How cute :) I learned to be scared of lighting riding a bike for 3 years in Florida. Long story. I don't PLAY DAT.
That bit always cracks me up. BE NOT AFRAID!!! Well, quit being a giant ball of feathers and metal and rotating eyes then and we'll see what we can do, yeah?! 🤣
The wheel in the wheel ...covered with eyeballs...rubs eyes...are you kidding me gahhhhh.🤣🤣 of course I'm afraid, I don't even know which eye to look at and all you have to show me is the end. Nobody is going to believe this but it's true. Man, why God, why me. Real thoughts when Ezekiel realized the task God gave him. Lol. He's like and they thought Jeremiah was crazy.
When I realized Christopher Nolan’s “Inception” was a documentary, I medicated with a mixture of poetry tear-jerker “Dead Poets Society” and mystical tear-jerker “A River Runs Through It”.
In reply to the title question, I have not ascended because God has work that I agreed to do here.
With regard to the Putin comment on Tucker's past, the cia couldn't accept Tucker because they found out his parents were married. There are rules. lol
Glad to connect with other shit posting racoons 😂🤣
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My fav too!
Great minds think alike!
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I used to walk home from school, straight through the house and into the pool with my clothes on. I thought it was funny. My mom did not. I was grounded. It was worth it every time.
That's hilarious!
That was before we owned cell phones, of course. I would have just throw it at the couch on the way by....but anyway :)
I never thought to do the pool thing, but also it wouldn't have freaked my parents out. They were too used to me, even then. It would start pouring rain and I'd go sit in the yard in a t-shirt and cutoffs. "Ok, crazy. Don't track it in the house." They'd just toss me a towel. LOL!
That's nice. I did things like that too, the only difference was the getting in trouble part. Rain is worth getting in trouble for. :) I also liked to play in the snow like it was summer, shorts and a shirt. "What I am already wearing" was usually the best choice.. After you go numb, you're good. I love the rain too. To this day, if it's raining in a parking lot, I SLOW down, unless there's lightning everywhere. I like watching the silly humans run. Sometimes I will make a comment like "oh, don't run, it's nice!" or "Free shower?" But if there's lightning, then I get the HECK outa THERE! I was grounded during a fresh snow once. (more than once). I tied a tiny Barbie bucket (for Barbie) to a jump rope and I would lower it down to the first floor (2 story house). My nice lil sister would pack it full of snow for me. Then I would haul it up and eat it.
I love that you like sitting in the rain though. There are many silly humans who don't know what the big, soft, steady rain feels like. It's beautiful.
Yeah, for sure - if they saw lightning, they would have demanded I go inside. LOL! But other than that, they were generally amused by the tiny lunatic they were coexisting with and just sort of allowed for whatever within reason.
That's nice. I am glad there was a little tiny Demi lunatic running around doing what she wanted to do. How cute :) I learned to be scared of lighting riding a bike for 3 years in Florida. Long story. I don't PLAY DAT.
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WOW!! Another great collection that had me laughing out loud when I was "supposed to be working"!! hahhaah....thank you, Demi!! XOX
You're welcome! You needed a break!! 🤣🤣🤣
I sure did! You’re so helpful!! 🤣❤️
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I love ship posters becoming friends! 😂
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Thank you for doing the Lord’s work. I have redistributed these memes to worthy recipients for furthering their path to enlightenment. 🙏
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The biblically accurate angels was hilarious 😂
That bit always cracks me up. BE NOT AFRAID!!! Well, quit being a giant ball of feathers and metal and rotating eyes then and we'll see what we can do, yeah?! 🤣
The wheel in the wheel ...covered with eyeballs...rubs eyes...are you kidding me gahhhhh.🤣🤣 of course I'm afraid, I don't even know which eye to look at and all you have to show me is the end. Nobody is going to believe this but it's true. Man, why God, why me. Real thoughts when Ezekiel realized the task God gave him. Lol. He's like and they thought Jeremiah was crazy.
The Past Tents and the lightning ones I love! I could read these things all day. Thank you for making me laugh!!!
You're welcome!! 🤣🤣🤣
OMG the cheese one!
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Provocative and Bitey-Biting, per usual, ⭐️!
When I realized Christopher Nolan’s “Inception” was a documentary, I medicated with a mixture of poetry tear-jerker “Dead Poets Society” and mystical tear-jerker “A River Runs Through It”.
If I didn't scroll down to see where this thread ends I would have easily spent my entire morning here. Thanks for these gems!
You're welcome!
so many good ones!!
In reply to the title question, I have not ascended because God has work that I agreed to do here.
With regard to the Putin comment on Tucker's past, the cia couldn't accept Tucker because they found out his parents were married. There are rules. lol
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