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Once more, I soak my phone in half-swallowed coffee while reading...

One day, I'll learn...

Doubtful

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PSA: Increased risk of snarfing!! I have no liability for the coffee that shoots forth from your nose when you read what I say. You are responsible for imbibing at the pace of your own chortling. Simultaneously read my words and consume your beverage at your own risk…. 🤣

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I'm going to attempt to imbibe my espresso through a straw, henceforth.

A paper straw, as I am conscious of the impact of discarded plastics.

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Taking precautionary measures is a wise course of action! 🤣

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A wise course? Screw that! I am ANYTHING but wise...

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LOL!

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Jul 13Liked by The Starfire Codes

Fighting the forces of evil- by being silly! I’m in

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🤣⚡️💥🔥

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Jul 14Liked by The Starfire Codes

Another brilliant chapter of memeology

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Jul 13Liked by The Starfire Codes

You are definitely worth the price of admission!!

You are great.

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Thanks! 🙏🏻💜💫

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