You walk in. You are seated at a booth near a window. A woman with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth drops off a menu at your table and slams down a glass of water in front of you, splashing some of it on your shirt. She does not notice or apologize. She walks away. A bunch of LARPers walk into the diner. A grue walks up and mistakes you for a waffle. It tries to eat you. Turn to page 50 to defend yourself. Turn to page 72 to run away.
Hahahahaha! Thank you so much! Honestly! I laughed through the whole read! You captured the language perfectly! I haven't read one of those since I was a kid and I was instantly brought back!!! I can see you were a fellow lover of those awesome books! I swear I read every single one in the three surrounding libraries growing up. Seriously, in all seriousness, if you ever actually write a choose your own adventure for adults, let me know because I will absolutely buy a copy!!!
And definitely pg. 50, and defend myself! Although I kinda have a feeling that's the dumb decision and will definitely end up getting me killed.
I want that choose your own adventure. Tell me you're working on it! 😜
Ha! Pick a page.
That's really tough, but I gotta go with p.21. Every good major adventure starts in a waffle house
You walk in. You are seated at a booth near a window. A woman with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth drops off a menu at your table and slams down a glass of water in front of you, splashing some of it on your shirt. She does not notice or apologize. She walks away. A bunch of LARPers walk into the diner. A grue walks up and mistakes you for a waffle. It tries to eat you. Turn to page 50 to defend yourself. Turn to page 72 to run away.
Hahahahaha! Thank you so much! Honestly! I laughed through the whole read! You captured the language perfectly! I haven't read one of those since I was a kid and I was instantly brought back!!! I can see you were a fellow lover of those awesome books! I swear I read every single one in the three surrounding libraries growing up. Seriously, in all seriousness, if you ever actually write a choose your own adventure for adults, let me know because I will absolutely buy a copy!!!
And definitely pg. 50, and defend myself! Although I kinda have a feeling that's the dumb decision and will definitely end up getting me killed.
You have been eaten by a grue.
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