This was sheer goodness! The sock field trip through the space time continuum made me lose it. I had a story about orphan socks that I told my kids that they went to different dimensions to ascend. They often came back to help other socks do the same. You could tell the ascended socks by their wild colors, patterns and superior fiber content, as well as lack of synthetic fibers. So if you found 1 paisley sock made of cashmere in a fuchsia pallet you just knew it made it back to help.
I kept a supply of wild colored socks in cashmere, sea island cotton and silk. Randomly one would make it into the drier with the kids clothes. It made them believe in the ineffable.
This was sheer goodness! The sock field trip through the space time continuum made me lose it. I had a story about orphan socks that I told my kids that they went to different dimensions to ascend. They often came back to help other socks do the same. You could tell the ascended socks by their wild colors, patterns and superior fiber content, as well as lack of synthetic fibers. So if you found 1 paisley sock made of cashmere in a fuchsia pallet you just knew it made it back to help.
I kept a supply of wild colored socks in cashmere, sea island cotton and silk. Randomly one would make it into the drier with the kids clothes. It made them believe in the ineffable.
That is such a great story!! I love that - and I love that you did that for them!!! 🥰