All on the Carnival ship got the shot. And yet, there's an outbreak. Again.

Are we noticing a pattern yet? Because we damn well should be....

Our pattern of rampant unchecked fuckery continues…..

Recap: Shot spikes in Israel, Gibraltar, Iceland, and Taiwan coincide with case number spikes. In Palestine, right next to Israel, we see no corresponding case spike in a population who did not receive the shot. Then, we see a ship, the HMS Queen Elizabeth, with 100% shot participation out to sea for 7 weeks… and people who got the shot who were not exposed to people who did not get the shot return sick.

Now, a new data point emerges.

Near Cozumel, a Carnival cruise ship that had zero people aboard who did not take the shot still suffered an outbreak. Carnival says this is a “small number of positive cases,” but has yet refused to cop to how many a “small number” actually is. The ship holds 4000 people - so the word “small” could mean just about anything at all. Why can’t we even get a ballpark number, Carnival?

The media, yet again, are attempting to paint this as the fault of the people who didn’t take the shot….

BUT THERE WERE NO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T TAKE THE SHOT ON BOARD. ZERO. EVERYONE TOOK THE SHOT.

How is that even remotely possible in what we like to lovingly refer to as reality?

A little louder for those in the back who are having trouble with logic. Pro tip: 2 + 2 = 4, not purple monkey trampoline.

Extract head from ass and a pattern emerges: YOU THINK THE DELTA VARIANT MIGHT BE THE SHOT?!